The sad punk

I just found out that The Pixies are touring! I can't believe nobody told me (except that I'm on the phone with my friend Kelly now and she swears she mentioned the show back in July). I mean, for heaven's sake, my website is and my old radio show was named after a Pixies song. What stinks is that the concert is already sold out. Looks like I'm going to have to stand outside Constitution Hall seeking out a kind soul with face value tickets.