Death pact day*

Elise: have you ever seen this movie?
If Lucy Fell
Lynn: nope
Elise: there's this whole thing in it about death pact day
if we turn 30 and we're not married
will you die with me?
only really
we won't die
Lynn: we will get pretty new t shirts!
Elise: we'll just realize we've been in love with each other
forever!
Lynn: HA!
OBVIOUSLY!
Elise: and then we'll get married and live happily ever after
Lynn: well that sounds very very sweet
i'm sure it will be legal by then too
do either of us WANT to get married by the time we're 30?!
Elise: ummmm. no

* This instant messenger conversation has been edited a tad bit for clarity.