Arr, me matie!

What's your pirate name?

I am Captain Ethel Bonney. What kind of crappy pirate's name is that?!?! On the plus side, here's my description:

"Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"

Damn straight!

(Note: I admit that I took the test twice because the first time the damn thing said I was indecisive. Indecisive, my butt! It claimed I was indecisive because I couldn't pick a favorite color. Stupid pirate quiz...)