Ha! aka Next time you try to pick up a girl, get your facts straight first

What some guy wrote to me on Myspace:

why is it that everytime I go out I cannever find a girl like yourself! It's simply mind boggling!

What I wrote back:

Actually, I think I've met you.

Did you used to have a shaved head and did you ever go to a really boring holiday party with a girl named Sally Sue Samantha who you met on either this site or Friendster?

How he responded:

Holy shit yeas I was there. Did I meet you there? That was so long ago. Sorry I dont remember meeting you there I wish I would have. Are you friends with her? Small world, small world indeed.