The Oracle of Starbucks

Once upon a time, I worked at Starbucks. In fact, I worked at many Starbucks... DC, New York City, London, Boulder... I worked them all. Really, though, my Starbucks history has nothing to do with the point of this post. What I want to tell you about is The Oracle of Starbucks. Oh Oracle, you are wise in your ways. Please tell me what my drink of choice says about me... What?!?!