I'd rather blog.

I need to clean
I'd rather blog
If you were mean
You'd beat a hog
If you had seen
My little dog
On grass so green
It'd stain a clog
Then you would glean
I need a jog
Forget it theen
I'd rather blog

Or maybe I should be sleeping like a log... Man, I need sleep. : )

(2.29.04 Note: Some people have questioned whether this is my poem or me quoting. For the record, this incredible literary work is an Elise original.)