Give me the pill. Give me the cure.

One of these days I'm going to figure out how to sleep like a normal person. How does one sleep 7 hours or more? I don't drink caffeine, I exercise regularly... hell, I even meditate, so I should be calm enough to sleep, right? So why can't I do it? Stupid sleep. I need more time in my day. That's what I need. I think we should all start a revolution. 28 hour days. That would be enough extra time to do what I want to do AND get some sleep. Who's with me?