Did I miss the mixer?

When did everybody at my gym get all buddy-buddy? How come I missed it? Maybe it's because I don't go to the gym six times a week (as I heard one woman say) or because I don't don Under Armour workout gear. Maybe it's because I don't make weekly visits to the tanning salon or regularly hit up my stylist for a cut and highlight. Maybe it's because I don't work as a high-powered anything in a big bucks corporation or law firm. Or maybe it's because I actually go to the gym to workout, unwind, and have some alone time. What a concept!