I can't believe this is happening

Somehow I have been roped into singing karaoke. Tonight I went over to my grandparents' house for my usual Friday night dinner. Then I went by Kelly's to drop off her stuff. Little did I know that we would get stuck here singing karaoke.

What you may not know is that I am anti-karaoke. I think it is stupid and lame. I tried it once when I was on the border of Ohio and Kentucky interviewing fraternity men on their drinking habits. It was lame then, but I have to admit I'm having some fun now. I might never admit this again, but I guess I'll say it now. I am embarrassed that I am involved in this but...

I'm a slave for you!