Still going...

So, after two weeks, I still have this damned headache. Good thing my health insurance runs out September 1st (to anyone who cares, I am working on extending it). Anyway, seeing as no one knows what the hell is wrong with me, I've decided to start divvying up my worldly possessions. Who wants what?

Please note: My AG teddy bear is off-limits. Seeing as he's the only man who has stuck with me for all these years, I intend to be cremated along with him. True love never dies...