What have I become?

There's a shoe store right next to my gym. Today, I decided to check out some boots before I worked out. I ended up buying sandals and skipping the gym. What the hell happened to me? I hate shopping. I have this awful feeling this is the start of a trend. Of course, all of my shoes and clothes are so old that I'm going to be forced to shop anyway. I might as well enjoy it.

On my drive home, another car bumped into mine. The driver didn't even bother getting out of the car or talking to me while I examined my car. That pissed me off. There was only a little damage to my bumper so I just waved the car away. I can't help but wonder if my little accident was instant karma for buying shoes instead of going to the gym as I had planned.