Proactive (And, no, I am not talking about the acne miracle cure.)

I've got to stand up and fight! I can't just sit here and watch my social life shrivel into nothingness! Oh, no! I am changing my style and now I am proactive. I tried to meet new friends when I went out dancing at Five on Saturday night, but I only met more boys. Arghhh. Then today I decided to bite the bullet and start responding to Craig's List ads for platonic friends. I wrote to four girls in the area. Now let's see if any of them write me back.