I'm not trashy

Quick recap: I live with my parents.

End of recap.

For the past week my parents have been in Mexico (no es justo!) and I have been left all alone. Today is trash day. When I went to take out the trash, I learned that I made one and a half little bags of trash in this whole week. This has led me to conclude that I am not trashy. All in agreement say, "aye!"