During my commute to work this morning, I let another car get in front of mine. The car was shiny and sporty and new and had an eye-catching sticker in the center of its rear windshield. The sticker said, "Save a horse, ride a cowgirl." Shockingly, the person in the passenger seat had a ponytail. Though I can't confirm that the ponytail belonged to a female, I am going to assume that it did. What self-respecting woman hangs out (or does more!) with a man who has a "ride a cowgirl" sticker? Yuck.