Breaking the chain... sort of

I try my hardest not to forward chain letters on to all my email friends. Every once in a while, however, I receive a chain letter that actually resonates with me. When those times happen, I turn to my trusty blog. Instead of adding non-personal mail to my friends' inboxes, I post the chain letters here. That way I can always re-read the little tidbits of wisdom whenever I so choose and you can too. Today's post was sent to me by one of my aunts.

Food for Thought
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. When you see him, make him a sandwich fast!

Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you three hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?

Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR TODAY. . .
We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration?