Lynn
Let me tell you about my friend Lynn. Lynn makes me happy. An hour ago, did I write that I was melancholy and introspective? Well, not anymore. No siree bob. Not after talking to Lynn.
(Lynn, did I mention you enough?)
(Everybody else, Lynn really does make me happy. I wasn't just saying that to get on her good side. While I was talking to her on the phone a minute ago, she pointed out that I don't talk about her enough on here. Since she is one of my good friends and deserves to be a part of my blog, I am happy to comply. That and she told me she would never speak to me again if I didn't change my ways immediately.)
(Lynn, I know you didn't actually say you would never speak to me again but that was a nice touch, dontcha think?)