Holy crap!

I just got a Christmas card from my first boyfriend and a note from his new wife, who I've never met. Enclosed were pictures of their new house, their new dog, and their new baby (in utero)! Thank goodness a mutual friend clued me in on the baby several months ago.

Spouse, house, baby. I'm nowhere near ready for any of those things. I guess it's a good thing I broke up with that guy.