Amen!

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
~Alfred Hitchcock

Could that be based on my bladder, please? Could there at least be a bathroom break halfway through the movie for us poor souls who can't stand to sit, both drinking and eating, for more than an hour? Once upon a time, there was a smoke break in the middle of movies. I would not be opposed to the break returning. Who's with me? Let's rise up and demand that our local megaplex implement a break. Our weapons? Concession straws, Twizzlers, and hot nacho cheese.

Forgive me for this post, for I have hardly slept.